Be honest, what part of the phrase “Jungle Princess” do you not like? When I was in 4thgrade, I chanced
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If Loving Them Is Sarong, I Don’t Wanna be Right
(This piece was written several years ago, when I frequently wore Hawaiian dresses to dinner, to work, to vote,
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Don’t Let Your Husband Kill You
Take my advice, make sure your husband doesn’t murder you. I’m not saying this because when a wife is
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LIFE
Just Ate a Whole Box of Girl Scout Cookies — Big Whoop
You don’t care about my metabolism. Specifically, you don’t care about the grinding halt to which it came, and
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HALL OF DAME
Barbara Nichols Wasn’t a Bosomy Bimbo
Barbara Nichols was THE go-to woman when you wanted an actress whose very casting spoke volumes about the character.
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I Want Thelma Ritter To Be My BFF
If there’s some kind of cafeteria in heaven, I want to sit next to Thelma Ritter. She’ll give me
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Blonde Ambition
(This article of mine originally appeared in ATOMIC Magazine, Spring 2001. Hence the Sharon Sone reference, etc.) Some are
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LIFE
If I Only Had My Brain
I don’t remember my wedding. I don’t remember college. I’ve been to Brazil, apparently. I’ve seen Bruce Springsteen on
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Rapture of the Wrap Dress
Why hasn’t Diane Von Furstenberg won a Nobel Prize? If ever there was someone who has made significant contribution
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Dame on Purpose: Personal Mission Statements
“The meaning of our existence is not invented by ourselves, but rather detected.” — Victor Frankl So, how often
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